A Kick the Buddy-style stress toy, unblocked and served from kickthebuddy.org: throw a grumpy teddy around the room, earn a coin with every hit, and unlock twenty weapons. No download, no sign-up, plays on a school Chromebook.
Kick The Teddy Bear: one bear, twenty ways to ruin his day
Kick the Buddy is the mobile game by Crustalli and Playgendary, now published by Azur Games, in which you take out a bad day on a floppy rag doll called Buddy. It has no free web version you can host, and this site's old page never actually ran it — it framed Kick The Teddy Bear, a browser game by JulGames built on the same idea. That game now runs from this domain, and this page calls it by its real name.
The setup is the whole point. A grumpy teddy bear with a patch over one ear sits in the middle of a cartoon room — a cracked hallway with a staircase, or a hay-filled barn. You grab him and throw him against the walls, or pick a weapon from the top bar and go to work. He reacts to every hit: flying across the room, bouncing off furniture and pulling faces.
Hits pay. Each one drops a gold coin, and coins open the shop. The top bar has five groups — guns, blades, throwing weapons, objects and explosives — each with four items in the column on the left, from a pistol and a sword to a chainsaw, a cannon and a rocket launcher. Gore is a toggle, so you can play it clean or messy.
Controls & mechanics
| Action | Control | Purpose |
|---|---|---|
| Start | Big Play button on the title screen | The house button top left brings you back to it |
| Fling the bear | Click and drag him, then let go | With no weapon selected your hand is the weapon — hard landings drop coins |
| Pick a weapon group | Top bar: gun, sword, shuriken, chair, bomb | The red X closes the item column again |
| Use an item | Choose it in the left column, then click the bear | Guns fire where you click, objects drop and throwables fly at him |
| Unlock items | Click a locked item to open the shop | Pay with coins; the arrows browse the group |
| Gore and sound | Blood-drop and speaker buttons, top right | Gore off keeps it cartoonish |
How to earn coins fast in Kick The Teddy Bear
- Throw before you shoot: Your bare hand costs nothing. Fling the bear hard against the ceiling and walls — every rough landing is a coin.
- Take the free coins: The coins-with-a-video button top right gives 200 coins at once on this site; there is no ad to sit through.
- Buy one group at a time: Items cost about 100 coins each at the start. Filling one group gets you the stronger weapons in it sooner than spreading coins around.
- Rapid clicks pay: Guns fire as fast as you click. Short bursts on a bear that is already flying keep him in the air and keep coins dropping.
- Mix groups: Objects like the chair drop from above; throwables fly in from the side. Switching groups moves him around the room.
- Turn gore off in class: If someone is looking over your shoulder, the blood-drop button keeps everything cartoon-clean.
Key features
- Twenty items in five groups: Guns, blades, throwing weapons, objects and explosives, four of each.
- Real ragdoll physics: The bear flops, bounces off furniture and flies across the room on every hit.
- Coin shop: Every hit drops a coin; coins unlock the locked items in each group.
- Rooms that change: A cracked hallway with a staircase, a hay barn and more.
- Gore toggle: Blood on or off, your choice.
- Browser only: Construct 2 HTML5, about 8 MB, served from this site: no download, runs on a Chromebook.
Game info
- Title: Kick The Teddy Bear
- Developer: JulGames
- Category: Ragdoll & Smash
- Platform: Web browser (HTML5)
- Developer: JulGames · Kick The Teddy Bear · HTML5 (Construct 2), self-hosted on kickthebuddy.org · inspired by Playgendary’s Kick the Buddy
Pro tip: Before you spend a single coin, spend a minute throwing the bear by hand. It is free, it is the fastest way to fill the coin counter, and the first shop items cost only about 100.
